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I am the Martini Queen
I have olives with just about every meal
I have olives with just about every cocktail
Sometimes my cocktails are my meals
It ain't easy being Greek

If you want to ask me about my Speciality Olives
feel free to do so...
If you order some, rest contentedly that you are receiving a quality product at a discount price

while pokin smot:
I play the cello
I write this web page
I masturbate
I email politicians
I fix the world

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