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Article 1 A Tale of Two Cities by Art Bender
It was the best of times, it was the worst - naw, actually it was these times. The bitter rivalry between Dallas and Fort Worth had lasted for generations and a time without subterfuge could not be recalled.
So starts Art Bender's tale of two warring cities. This week's featured author laments his hometown falling victim to its craftier neighbor East of the Trinity River.
All accounts and individuals are entirely fictious. Any resemblence to any persons living or dead is fucking hilarious. The creation of this website made Jesus weep - come back often.
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